i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
