I can't breathe out the right side of my face
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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