The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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