its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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