I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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