how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
