I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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