Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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