How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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