Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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