I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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