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After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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