Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Randomize
