please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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