so explain again why im purple
no
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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