To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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