he wants to bone in the snuggie
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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