She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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