i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's blow job season.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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