im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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