I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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