People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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