i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
