I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
