I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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