no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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