: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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