we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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