There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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