He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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