yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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