She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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