I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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