At least make sure they are 18
Why
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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