All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she was so not down for the gang bang
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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