People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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