I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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