its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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