I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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