you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Randomize