im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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