Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Randomize
