And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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