the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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