Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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