butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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