It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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