Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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