Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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