I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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