were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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