david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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