No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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