We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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