I cockslap morals
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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