My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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